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National Transportation Day

May 2010

SUPPORT THE CURRENT PETITION TO DOT - FAA 2009-0481
PROPOSED: 3rd CLASS MEDICAL ONLY TO BE REQUIRED FOR AIRCRAFT OVER 6,000 lbs

CALL TO CHECK FOR HANGAR AVAILABILITY 301 248 5720

"I prefer my bureaucrats
shaken not stirred"
David Wartofsky

Welcome to Potomac Airfield
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TO APPLY FOR ACCESS!
or Call 301 248 5720

"The preferred airport for the intelligence professional"
Conveniently located between Andrews AFB and the White House
Just a stone's throw from the Nation's Capitol

Potomac offers Directed Energy Weapons
"We'll cancel your flight plan for you..."

Some minor paperwork, and ah, er... some 'background' research
A brief interrogation ...no visible bruises above the neckline, guaranteed
A special security clearance, with special procedures
And an easy way to fly ...with not one aircraft shot down, unnecessarily
Call 301 248 5720

"Attack wing Alpha, designated target bearing 220,"
"One-two miles from bulls-eye; angels one-five."
"Bravo, confirming your target identified,"
"You are authorized to engage"
"Authorization foxtrot foxtrot zulu,"
"Repeat, foxtrot foxtrot zulu"
"Bravo, engaging target, weapons hot, fox two"
"Alpha, break left bearing 180, resume track"

"Skymaster N86121, you are cleared into Potomac,"
"Welcome back, and have a nice day..."

COME ON IN
AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE....
AVGAS PROGRAM AT COST
+ $18/mo for access
Grass Tie-downs $75/mo
Paved Tie down $100/mo
T-Hangars $375 - $400/mo

Air Force Baby

Go to Secure Frequency NOW!

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ADIZ Hearing Presentation

Regulatory Flexibility Act

Executive Order 13272


FAVORITE QUOTES	TSA THEME SONG	LATEST NEWSLETTERS October 2007 How is FAA like the North Korean Government? December 2008 - It's all about spreading confusion

On hold, waiting for
'a Government agency' to pickup A friend tells me a funny story
about my concealed carry permit Taking a few minutes to relax Normally there is no delay
getting a clearance

Friends tell me some people find my sense of humor a bit 'eccentric'...

DHS Inspector General Report
TSA'S ROLE IN GA SECURITY

Congressional Research Service
Securing General Aviation
Feb 2009

LINK TO MY BRIEFING
TO THE WHITE HOUSE
ON THE
SPECIAL FLIGHT RULES AREA

National Security Parables

NEWSLETTER
Counter-Intelligence Activities in the National Capital

MAY 2009 - What is it really like to own Potomac Airfield?

"In the FRZ
We use flight plans
that aren't flight plans, and
air-traffic procedures,
that aren't air traffic procedures

Why should anyone
find that confusing?"

PROPOSED 4/1/2008
New TSA General Aviation
Airport Security Program

By strategicallyplacing a series of securable doors , when locked, these doors will provide additional security against unauthorized passage.

EMERGENCY
AIRSPACE
NOTAM

12/12/4587

Part 1

All Pilots and aircraft operating under all FAA regulations evenly divisible by three, and then divisible by two, leaving no remainder greater than four, shall avoid the space described hereafter described in part two, except as excluded under other parts that remain unmentionable.

Part 2

Restricted airspace is defined as the area within the following area: From the great oak tree, take three hundred brisk paces toward the setting sun, until reaching a stone wall. At the stone wall, turn to the right, until directly facing a large mulberry bush. Do not stop at the small mulberry bush, but keep turning until the large mulberry bush is before you. Walk half way to the mulberry bush, and then turn right again, until you see Mrs. O'Grady's cow. Walk to the nose of the cow, turn to the right once more, and then return to your original location. This area is to be avoided.

Part 3

Any pilots crossing into any of the aforementioned area shall be subject to arrest, and all sorts of nasty letters, because we will empty the Nation's Capital if you do, and that will make us look pretty silly, and we don't like that, so we will blame our over-reaction and it will be your fault. Pilots are required to check all available sources of information for the current position of Mrs. O'Grady's cow.

NOTAM 1456/54-2 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY	Part 1	*All unauthorized* airborne movements within about 15 miles of the Washington VOR/DME will be blasted to little bits.**
	Part 2	To avoid getting blasted to little bits, apply for authorization to operate from Potomac Airfield by grabbing bananas below. Any persons applying for clearance hereby waive all claims to injuries sustained from the clearance process, including but not limited to cigar burns, beatings with a rubber hose, and/or other measures as may be required by various Federal agencies, some of which leave unpleasant yet temporary bruises, and occasionally stain the carpets.
	Part 3	Any terrorists, or would be terrorists applying for clearance at Potomac Airfield shall be required to provide parking for at least two unmarked cars within a convenient walking distance from their places of work and residence.
	Part 4	Have a nice day!

HYPERLINKS (Hit refresh for latest)		UPDATED
National Security Parables		5-20-05
*Why Airspace* Security?**		5-20-05
TSA to be grounded?		5-26-05
The Myth of Suitcase Nukes
COMMENTARY		Jan 19, 2003
UNCLASSIFIED		Jan 19, 2003
Realistic discussion, chemical, biological and other such threats		Feb 2, 2003
Never ask the FAA how to brush your teeth		Dec 12, 2002
A FEW POTOMAC AIRFIELD FAMOUS NEWSLETTERS		May 8, 2003
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